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|PLAYBOY: Do you find Americans woman fascinated by an uncircumcised penis?
FARRELL: They are kind of fucking fascinated with a foreskin, aren't they? In Ireland, at birth we don't get the tip of our fucking knobs chopped off. I fucking completely disagree with that. People say, "It's much cleaner to have no foreskin." What, have you never heard of a fucking shower? Of Q-Tips? Whatever you want to do it, just clean the fucking thing. I was at the party with 20 people, one of them an agent from CAA, when somehow the subject of foreskins came up. She said, "I just don't understand a foreskin. I've never seen one." So I whipped out my dick and said, "Here, that's all it is. A bit of skin." I did a little Puppetry of the Penis thing and showed her what it was about. You would have thought she was at a circus the way she was looking at me.
With Jon Stewart on the Daily Show, April 3, 2003 (starting 1'09")